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Dear Rington, You Are The Most Idiotic Human Ever Birthed By A Kisii Woman And Is Why, Nkt !

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RINGTON Has Disgraced Abagusii

Dear Rington,

Erieta riane nigo nkorokwa Banana Pedla gose omoonia amatoke korwa taracha. On behalf of the Omogusii community I want to take this opportunity to express my anger for you over what you did yesterday.

My brother, you are the most idiotic human ever birthed by a Kisii woman. Boss, how could you buy a brand new Range Rover worth Ksh15million for a woman/agasagane? Yaa gwatoiyeirie pi. Basacha bagusii ntwakabeire igo.

Boss, Are you really a typical Kisii man that spent nine months in his mother’s womb? Yaani okabara esiringi eyemo..ibere..isato mpaka bibitini mirioni just to buy a stranger a car? Abagaka baria babo Ongwae Mekenye na Filbert Misire mbaroche aya?

On that note nevertheless, I still wish to take this opportunity to thank our ancestors wherever they are in their graves for preventing it from happening. May their souls reign forever.

But then again agaisia aka yaa, why would you buy erori enkon’gu igo for a woman you have never even seen? Omosubati obiarete mpaka orosire? Yaa omotu oo nomoronge ore rakini? Agaisi kari yaa aye nemeseke bosa.

Ringitoni yaa nomanyete rakini buna inchandegete Gusii aiga nkooni amatoke naye kogotiringa chibesa Nairobi abwo? Maa bono omoerio oye ogosokirie yaa. Aye nerisaera mogongo bosa. Obwenerete gokenyerwa chisese chirie. Aye nomonto negwasiondo bosa. Yaa naye kwabikorire.

Now, where are you going to take that vehicle? Onia egari eyio togore amachagachaga atano chichaburuti tonya kobogoreria emechanga na omeno korwa bogere. Engotu eyio kware kogorera egari nigo ebwate ebichuchu bitano ebiaririe nechitwani chitabauti. Bono aye yaa, inki kerabu ogochi komena? Chianga chioka kwabegete nebiraka. Erongi okobuga ng’a nembeba yariete. Yaa gochi otare koragora erongi engiya obeke? Enyonga bosa.

Kora origerie abagaka kende otosabe amabera totarakoragereria.

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